We Want Contributors:
The fact of the matter is that the four of us probably equal one competent writer. That being said, one person can’t do this alone. Most weeks have at least 7 days and that’s just too much for a single, gender ambiguous, creative collective. We are looking for people to share original and comedic content. What we are looking for:
- funnyish.
- original prose or visual content (memes, photos, design, video, etc.)
- We roll loose with topics because we are wildly inconsistant amateurs so most topics are acceptable. (political, social, fiction, autobiographical fiction, non-fiction, young adult, old adult, regular adult, irregular adult)
If you’re a comedian or comedy writer, we will be glad to link and share your content as well. so email me BillDixon@dangatorium.com
Twitter Thing
Want to thank my friend Andrei (his blog) for pointing out that I was quoted by TODAY Show health for my tweet about Tom Cruise looking like he had Benjamin Button Syndrome and that he looked like he was going to die a baby. Nice pull, TODAY.

Andy Thing.
Our contributor Andy Sandford has a comedy album! You need to buy it because it makes The White Album look like The Brown Album and by Brown Album I mean brown is code for shit.

Thank You.
When David Letterman was a kid, he made his friend laugh so hard that the kid shot milk out of his nose. He credits this as the moment he knew he wanted to be a comedian.
That anecdote has always stuck with me. I think it’s because I can completely relate and because it is completely crazy.
I want to say thank you to the readers who have followed me from the beginning when I was writing about Britney Spears to my now much matured social commentary on Katy Perry.
Thank you to the new readers who suffer through zombies, drug addiction, and stories about Rick Santorum falling in love with a margays.
I’m so glad that you continue to show up to read this stuff. It means the world to me. The only reason I do this is to see you shoot milk out of your nose.
We and I appreciate the support. Thank you so much.
Love,
Bill Dixon