Bathroom Stall Poetry: "Earth To Teenage Girls, Come In....Come In" Link post
Note: Truth.
Reblogged from bathroomstallpoetry February 20th, 2012 41 notes #teen #teens #teenagers #girls #sex #advice #respect #thoughtsIf you are about to have sex with your pimply faced, teenage boyfriend or overgrown jock, for the first time; heed my warning. Let us imagine for a moment, that things are getting hot and heavy, we won’t go into detail because you all are, jailbait, and you believe that you are ready to take that next, large step into womanhood. Let us say, that you stop him before giving in, and ask “You’re always going to be mine right?”
- He looks at your boobs and answers “Of course I will, I love you.” He is talking about your boobs.
- He looks at your body (anywhere) and says “As long as you’ll always be mine.” He is talking about your body, until you mention marriage, kids or promiscuous woman catches his fancy.
- He looks you in the eyes and says “I’ll always be yours” he is trying really hard to get into your pants.
If he has answered with any of these, or variations there upon, the prick (pun intended) is horny. That’s it. And I know, “you’re in charge of your own body” “you’re a woman now and it’s your choice” “it’s none of your business what I do with my boyfriend, perv” “well, what if it’s me that is horny? Huh? Did you think of that you spineless, virgin cunt?” “Uh so what?” I’m just trying to say, make sure he is going to respect you too; not just dry hump you for thirty seconds and then tell all his buddies “hey, heeey duuude, I totally banged ‘_________’ *insert name*”
P.s. The condoms might (apparently) take away the sensation, but they keep little, mutant, puke spewing spawns of that pimply stoner from bursting through your vagina, and turning you into one of those teen moms you mock, daily.
